Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: 3/23/2025

Welcome to eggyfi (the “Website”). Please read these Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) carefully before using our Website. By accessing or using the Website, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree with any part of these Terms, you must discontinue use of the Website.

1. Introduction

1.1 Purpose of the Website
eggyfi is a parody website that presents an application concept for financing egg purchases. The Website provides information about this parody app, allows users to join a waitlist, and tracks user data for site optimization and analysis. eggyfi does not actually provide financial services or egg financing.

1.2 Binding Agreement
These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you (“User” or “you”) and eggyfi. By accessing, browsing, or using the Website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms.

2. Eligibility

2.1 Age Requirement
You must be at least 18 years of age, or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, to use the Website. By using the Website, you represent and warrant that you meet this requirement.

2.2 Location
You are responsible for ensuring that your access to the Website is lawful in your jurisdiction. We make no representation that the Website is appropriate or available for use in all locations.

3. Waitlist and Account Registration

3.1 Joining the Waitlist
We may offer a “Waitlist” feature where you can provide your name, email address, and your preferences regarding eggs. Joining the waitlist does not create a financial or contractual relationship, nor does it guarantee any future services.

3.2 Accurate Information
When providing information to join the waitlist or otherwise, you agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information. You are responsible for keeping your information up to date.

3.3 Account Security
If you create any form of account or profile on the Website, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your login credentials and for all activities that occur under your account.

4. Acceptable Use

4.1 Prohibited Activities
You agree not to:

  • Use the Website in violation of any applicable laws or regulations.

  • Infringe upon or violate our rights or the rights of others.

  • Transmit any harmful or malicious code, viruses, or malware.

  • Interfere with the security or proper functioning of the Website.

  • Engage in data scraping, extraction, or harvesting of data without our explicit permission.

4.2 User Conduct
You agree to use the Website and any related features only for lawful purposes. You agree that you will not use the Website in a manner that could damage, disable, or impair the Website or its services.

5. Intellectual Property Rights

5.1 Ownership
Unless otherwise specified, all content available on the Website, including text, graphics, logos, images, and software (collectively, the “Content”), is the property of eggyfi or used under license. It is protected by intellectual property laws.

5.2 Limited License
We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Website and its Content for personal, non-commercial use only. Any other use, including reproduction, distribution, or modification, is strictly prohibited without our prior written consent.

6. Disclaimer of Financing and No Financial Advice

6.1 Parody Nature
eggyfi is a parody concept; it does not actually provide any form of egg financing or financial services. Any references to “financing” or “financing eggs” on the Website are for humorous purposes only.

6.2 No Financial Advice
Nothing on the Website constitutes professional financial advice or an offer of financial services. For any financial decisions, consult a qualified professional.

7. Privacy Considerations

7.1 Privacy Policy
Your use of the Website is also subject to our Privacy Policy. Please review our Privacy Policy for more information on how we collect, use, and disclose your personal information.

7.2 Data Tracking
We track visitors to the Website, which may include collection of IP addresses, browser details, and other data. For more details, see our Privacy Policy below.

8. Limitation of Liability

8.1 No Warranties
The Website and its Content are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis. We make no warranties or representations about the accuracy or completeness of the Website’s content.

8.2 Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, eggyfi and its affiliates, partners, or licensors shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising out of or in connection with your use of, or inability to use, the Website.

9. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless eggyfi, its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, employees, and agents, from and against all claims, losses, liabilities, damages, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of your use of the Website or violation of these Terms.

10. Dispute Resolution

10.1 Governing Law
These Terms and your use of the Website shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which eggyfi operates, without regard to conflict of law principles.

10.2 Arbitration
If a dispute arises, the parties shall first attempt to resolve it informally. If not resolved, the dispute will be settled by binding arbitration administered in the jurisdiction specified by eggyfi. Each party will bear its own costs and attorney fees unless otherwise provided by law.

11. Updates to These Terms

We may update or revise these Terms at any time, at our sole discretion. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting the revised Terms to the Website. It is your responsibility to review these Terms periodically for changes. Your continued use of the Website after posting any modifications constitutes your acceptance of those changes.

12. Contact Us

If you have any questions or concerns about these Terms, please contact us at: